Land of Lungi

Traveling in a snow-white amby (Ambassador)
With my driver and his name is Thambi
Said he was a recent Gelf returnee
Gave me soda glass of brandy
Welcome to the Land of Lungi
Everybody here call it God's own country
 

Appam stew and meen curry
You better taste I know you like it simply
Got stuck in a jam in Delhi
I was sad because I no maalum Hindi
The cars on the road are so crazy
I turned to Police and said SIR JI...
I come from the Land of Lungi 

Goes well with a Khadi sanjee
Everybody here drive like Mungee...
Road is good but traffic here, Excuse Me!
 

Met a man in a bar in Dubai
Thick mustache having Beef fry
Said his T-shirt was Lacoste
Big gold chain and mitsubishi
He said, he come from the Land of Lungi
Everybody here call it God's own country
 

Double stitch and call it Kailee
Wear it white with starch call it dhoti
I come from the Land of Lungi
 

Women sweet Men are very hairy
Lift the cloth show-off your one good knee
You become very very sexy
Welcome to the Land of Lungi
 

Kappa Beef, Fish Molee
Weather is hot and food is spicy
Better taste I know you like it simply

Dedicated all my mallu friends. Also to mishtu's boss! :P